Halloween

In light of recent events, namely, the turning of the earth on a central axis thereby creating the illusion of time passed, it is presently Halloween. So, lets play the Clean Up game. In it, I make from the date. Ready? GO! NOOPLY AND... Halloween! Baltimore, 1600 city manager Churchill: And so, we have condemned this woman for existence a witch, and therefore BLASHPEMIZINATING stuff! We have no survival of the fittest but to hang her from an electric chair and spray grease-gun in her hardihood, then shoot her! siren: NOOO! IM NOT A WITCH! Mayor: Oh yeah? Witch: YEAH! Mayor: Hmm... your logic is impeccable. YOU MUST BE A WITCH! Now, trigger off the hanger-shocker-sprayer-shooter! (The town executioner switches on a complicated device) Witch: FINE! YOU MAY KILL ME, BUT BE IT cognise THAT IN EXACTLY FOUR HUNDRED AND ONE YEARS, YOUR descending(prenominal) WILL FEEL MY WRATH!!! Mayor: So what! rout out/HANG/SPRAY/SHOCK!!! *bang/crash/fsst/bzzzt* Townsperson: Is atomic number 101 even populated yet? Mayor: Shut up.

Baltimore, October 31nd, 2001 Nooply: WHOOOOOO! ITS HALLOWEEEN! AHAEHAHEHAHE (runs into a wall) MY PANCREAS mom: Nooply, stop running around, youll hurt your pancreas. Besides, mommys a infinitesimal hung over.

Nooply: Whats that mean? Mom: (draped over an ironing board) It means I have to hang over this for three hours as ruin of my excersizes. Why dont you go parody or treating? Nooply: Because I endlessly astonish the wrong answer.

Flashback *little kids come to the door, Nooply answers* Little kids: mockery OR TREAT!



Nooply: Um... trick! *Little kids hit Nooply with baseball bats* Nooply: DAMMIT! Um...... trick! *Little kids spray paint Nooplys face black* Nooply: DAMMIT! Um...... trick! *Little kids hit Nooply with eggs* Nooply: DAMMIT! Um......... trick? End flashback Mom: ...

Nooply: Dont worry, they wore themselves out after four hours. Wheres my fit out? Mom: I left it on the bed.

Nooply: WHEEEEE! *runs out, comes back with a box of baking soda and a dog* Mom: No no no, you went to the kitchen and then the pet store.

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